Breaking up with a loved well, well I guess a former loved one, or one you never loved, but were too scared to break up with in case she removed your knee caps and keyed you car, so here is the first in my series of tips to assist in doing the dirty, opening the flood gates, bursting the dam walls.

Hey honey! Did you hear about how all those bee things, you know, the fury little flying critters with a painful ass, well they say they are dying off. And you know what that means, no more bees equals no more honey.

If your misses is bright enough she should have received the subtle hint, remember it is all in the delivery.