I’ve given it careful consideration, and clearly not consulted with anyone, but I think I will name my daughter Charmin.  A name like this will immediately make my daughter interesting as people ask about her name and what a story she will have to tell.  She can tell them how her parents (i.e. her Father) named her in homage to his internet avatar name and of course from the years of service provided by toilet paper.  Depending on the audience she might even want to mention that I have never actually knowingly used Charmin, but I’m not totally crazy, I wasn’t about to name my daughter Ralphs.