Nothing like a little people watching when in a foreign land. I was at a rather upscale Japanese restaurant the other night, dressed like a sweaty hobo of course, but that is besides the point as I am here to make fun of others and not myself. But I digress. Into the restaurant comes this blonde gentleman, a larger than life blonde gentleman. it seems he may have been a body building champion in the over 45 age category. He was popping right out of that tight little white v-neck shirt. Covering his legs were a pair of those “god knows why they are back in fashion” ’80’s style jeans. he had them pulled up really high on his waist so they were pulled right up his crack, not a pleasant sight. But as my eyes slowly went down from head toe I had to do a double take on the footwear because what I thought I saw just couldn’ be true, my eyes must be deceiving me. But no it was true, he really was wearing a pair of beach flip-flops with a pair of socks, a pair of black socks with white spots. What was he thinking? It is over 30 (86) degrees out there and humid as hell, you do not need socks with your flip-flops.
Now I never dreamed in the same night I could possibly see anything more bazaar on the fashion front than blondie with the sandal socks, but little did I know. Back out on the streets walking aimlessly when I spotted an incoming homing beacon. Coming towards was an elderly male, maybe around 60, wearing a nice pair of black trousers, the type you might wear to work, a pair of dress shoes and a matching belt, all perfectly normal I hear you say. But then there was the what he had chosen to cover his abdomen. A body hugging, super tight, fast wicking, bright orange running shirt. Amazing! What was he thinking? Besides the damage to my eyes, the only regret I had was not taking a picture. Not even the guy that walked past me with his fly so wide open you could have landed a light aircraft in there could match lighthouse man.